So, I was watching Intervention on A&E the other day. There was a lady who definitely had a drinking problem on it. I dont know if you've ever seen the show, but basically someone who has some addiction gets an intervention from her family with the help of a television show so the whole world can see how pathetic you are. Anyway, this lady has such a problem that her husband has been trying to stop her from buying alcohol. So what does she do? Of course she starts sucking down bottles of LISTERINE. SHE DRINKS FUCKING mouth wash... And every day she's blackout drunk all day long. How much mouthwash does an alcoholic have to drink to stay drunk all day ? A shit ton. Don't you think the people at the local grocery store would say a little something to the lady ? She must be buying at least 3 gallons of the shit a day. It was crazy. She got upset when she couldnt SEE her mouth wash...
So why talk about this? I don't know, perhaps my addiction to video games? Or poker? I would probably be addicted to gambling if I had more money. So all I'm really saying (aside from SERIOUSLY how much mouth wash would you have to drink to be drunk all day long) is that if I ever get that bad... Someone stop me by any means necessary.
Well, I'm gonna go get ready for some poker, so you all have a great night.
About Me
- Adam
- I work at Eat 'n Park in State College. I have for a little too long. I have an Aerospace Engineering degree from PSU and I do nothing with it because I am more of a procrastinator than you.
4 comments:
I once tried to get drunk off mouthwash. it didnt work at all. you'd have to drink like 12 gallons of the stuff to get a buzz. oh well, gambling is a much better addiction anyway. right up there with sodomy.
What are you trying to say?
Just because I tried that with you that one time behind the cherry picker .... doesn't mean its my new deal.
wait, we had a cherry picker at our place? that's fucked up. oh wait, i think james and i used it the night of trav's birthday, where we drank for like 17 hours.
alcoholism is fine.
no guys you had a wood chipper, BIG difference. And I agree with Gideon, sodomy is definitely the better addiction. If you can't find anyone to give it up for a fair price Adam, self copulation is safe. No teeth scrapage...unless you have bad callus', then i suggest latex gloves...easy clean up.
Cool to see your writing, i dont' usually do the blog thing, but i couldn't help myself. I'll be in state college me thinks in bout a month or so, i'll keep ya updated. later.
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